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Self-Inflating Sumo Suit
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Self-Inflating Sumo Suit
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[ART] Awesome Rendition of Mario Kart [ART]
Awesome Rendition of Mario Kart
Title: Karting with Spirit
This is a more realistic take on Mario Kart, and it borders on disturbing. Wario’s face needs to go away before I see it in my nightmares.
[ART] Awesome Rendition of Mario Kart [ART]
Awesome Rendition of Mario Kart
Title: Karting with Spirit
DeviantArtists: Ry-Spirit and theCHAMBA
This is a more realistic take on Mario Kart, and it borders on disturbing. Wario’s face needs to go away before I see it in my nightmares.
Freaky Cat With No Teeth LOL
Freaky Cat With No Teeth
Title: Toothy
DeviantArtist: Xamag
What an adorable little kitty SOMEBODY MAKE IT CLOSE ITS MOUTH MY SOUL IS BEING EATEN.
This is a cute and disturbing gif of a cat with some kind of genetic disorder related to eye color. (I know a few people who actually look like this in real life. By “this” I mean the eyes, not the flaming lava mouth.)
6 Geeky Pizzas You Won’t Find At Your Local Grocery Store
Pizza is generally something that isn’t that difficult to come by. There’s always a Pizza the Hut or a set of Domino’s somewhere around, and the delivery is usually pretty quick. (Unless you tell them to draw a dinosaur on the box in the special request section of an online order.) These six geeky pizzas, however, are homemade.
Geeky Pizzas
You won’t be able to buy them from Costco and stick them in the microwave, because nothing from Costco is small enough to fit in a microwave. Wow – this is an amazing deal! 10,000 tea bags for only $5,000! We’re going to need a bigger shopping cart.
1. Angry Birds Pizza Should Be Spicy
This Angry Birds pizza should be spicy, and it appears to be that way. What better way to express rage than by putting spice on your pizza? Scratch that – what better way to express rage than unscrewing the tops on the glass spice bottles so that people spill it all over their pizza? “Keying their car is a better way.” Yeah, but I already keyed your car. “You did what?” Relax, I’m kidding! Focus on the geeky pizzas.
2. Pizza Made With Fake Pizza Food
This may look like a pizza, but what you see isn’t always what you get. Thess geeky pizzas is made of other foods that are supposed to taste like pizza: Doritos, Pringles, Combos, Goldfish, and Tribe. This looks like a great idea for snack time, if you’re one of the parents who is too cheap to buy pizza for your kids and just makes bad peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
3. Superman Pizza Flies If You Throw It
The Superman pizza, like most things, flies when you throw it. For whatever reason, the s-shaped pepperoni looks particularly delicious. “Stop jumping around to different topics.” You know, this one time, I had a lizard who liked to tell me not to change topics. Then I gave him away. You are the lizard in the analogy. *Face palm*
4. Green, Shriveled Pizza Is Not Weeks Old
This geeky pizza is unique in that it’s the only green and shriveled pizza that I haven’t found in a locker at the end of the school year. Yes, this meal is as fresh as can be, and it has the face of an old man (painted green) on it. Or, if you’re less creepy and more geeky, it is the face of Yoda. The face of wisdom. The face … of destiny. A Squirrel resembling Abraham Lincoln? Destiny at its finest.
5. Pokeball Pizza: Gotta Eat It All
I have to eat this entire pizza in order to fill the Pokedex that was entrusted to me by Professor Oak. Come to think of it – why isn’t it already almost filled? The guy’s been studying Pokemon for his entire life, and he has nothing to show for it. The Pokemon he gives you in the beginning are weak, and let’s be honest, he even has to ask what gender you are. Creep.
6. Pizza Balls Wrapped In Bacon?
I don’t even have the words to describe to you how delicious these geeky bacon-wrapped pizza balls would taste, but I can give you a few analogies. If I had to eat your domestic animals or these pizza balls, I would pick the pizza balls. “What?” The point isssss that these snacks are delicious and that your cat needs to be washed. “Excuse me?” Wash your cat, moron. The thing is scooting on my carpet and leaving poo stains. CAN I BE ANY MORE BLUNT?
Horizontal lazy shower - rich = lazy man
For those of you who hate standing in the shower, your moment to rejoice has arrived. Dornbracht’s Horizontal Shower is a real thing, and it really does permit showering using the Ambiance Tuning Technique while reclining. As if showering can get any lazier, the size water bars that are recessed into a broad shower field above the shower platform are meant to provide the user with a variety of temperature, intensity and quantity options, all while the user is laying down. The Horizontal Shower sounds more like a massage shower, but we’re not complaining about this…the only drawback is that we need to upgrade our humble abode to a monster-sized mansion to accommodate the custom-built shower platform, overhead slab and jets and whatever complex draining system comes with the unit. Easier said than done, but we all need goals to work towards, don’t we?
Horizontal lazy shower - rich = lazy man
For those of you who hate standing in the shower, your moment to rejoice has arrived. Dornbracht’s Horizontal Shower is a real thing, and it really does permit showering using the Ambiance Tuning Technique while reclining. As if showering can get any lazier, the size water bars that are recessed into a broad shower field above the shower platform are meant to provide the user with a variety of temperature, intensity and quantity options, all while the user is laying down. The Horizontal Shower sounds more like a massage shower, but we’re not complaining about this…the only drawback is that we need to upgrade our humble abode to a monster-sized mansion to accommodate the custom-built shower platform, overhead slab and jets and whatever complex draining system comes with the unit. Easier said than done, but we all need goals to work towards, don’t we?
Zombie sleep eye mask
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| "Most people walk around looking like zombies because nobody is getting enough sleep these days. Why not take that look to the extreme with the Zombie Eye Mask? This ghoulish green mask with creepy bloodshot eyes is the perfect accessory for some quality beauty rest. You can sleep like one of the undead in this stylish and hilarious sleep mask. You'll be fast asleep, but your zombie eyes will be wide awake. The Zombie Eye Mask is the perfect gift for new parents, horror buffs, and zombie lovers in your family." $6.02. |
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Joachim Loew and Ball Boy Hilarious! HD [ the1Joint]
Joachim Loew and Ball Boy Hilarious! HD [ the1Joint]
a third man is now accusing John Travolta of sexual assault
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