Man Exploding Out Of 6-Foot Water Balloon In Slow-Mo

Gav and Dan revisit an absolute classic with a slight twist. Now in 4K! 

Underwater Bar (Like, You Have To Wear A Diving Helmet)

Underwater Bar (Like, You Have To Wear A Diving Helmet)

June 14, 2012 in Bar, Commercial, Conceptual, Drinking, Good Times, Hey You Wanna Go Hang Out At The Bottom Of The Pool?, I Did Like The Guy Playing Darts With The Speargun, I Saw Bikini Butts And I'm Ten Years Old!, Iffy,Interesting, People Still Wear Watches? (Spoiler: Only For Fashion), Questionable, Selling Things, Selling Things Poorly, This Looks Practical, Unda Da Sea, Underwater, You Get Ariel Behind The Bar And Then We'll Talk K?

This is a commercial for waterproof watches that envisions an underwater bar where everybody wears diving helmets and carries around drinks with super-long straws so they can snake them up to their lips. What fun! Just kidding, what watered-down drinks. Get it? WATERED down? I don't get it either but my dog told me to say it. Dammit Einstein, they didn't like it! Still, if a place like this actually existed I would be willing to visit once. "To pee in the middle of a crowd and watch people scramble away from the yellow cloud?" I've been practicing in the bathtub for years.

Hit the jump for the commercial.

Thanks to Manuel, who agrees there's no purpose drinking underwater unless there are mermaids involved.

Captain Tsubasa 3 (Super Famicom) - Match 13: Japan vs. South Korea - SNES - NES

Remember Captain Tsubasa , the greatest soccer game ever built

 

 

 

 

 

Surfer Mick Fanning battles shark attack at J-Bay Open: 'I'm just tripping'

If winning three world surfing titles wasn’t enough for Mick Fanning, he built his own legend a little more on Sunday when he fought off a shark attack in the middle of a competition in South Africa. The Australian was a finalist in the J-Bay Open when the shark struck, and the incident was captured on television. As Fanning waited for his wave, a fin surfaced behind him. Fanning noticed the animal at the last moment and paddled away but was soon dragged off his board. To make the spectacle even more agonising, a wave then hid Fanning as he struggled to escape as the commentators – obviously shocked – tried to explain what was happening. “Oh shit,” one of them whispered. Fanning would have a lucky escape. Nearby rescue boats were soon on hand and he was helped to shore alongside fellow finalist, Julian Wilson. Fanning was understandably shaken after the incident. “All of [a] sudden, I just had this instinct that something was behind me,” Fanning told the World Surf League website. “And then all of a sudden, I felt like I started getting pulled under water. Then the [shark] came up, and I was on my board and it was like right there, and I saw the whole thing thrashing around.

Mick Fanning has a lucky escape at the J-Bay Open.

One Afternoon In The Outskirts Of The City Of Surabaya - ESPN PICKCENTER

if you think you have it bad , or life is not treating you well, just imagine what it would be if you were living here?

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Drone Attack on Humans first target Enrique Iglesias

 

The looming war between man and machine began in earnest this weekend, as Enrique Iglesias—Latin pop star and balladeer of the human soul—was attacked by a drone. The drone had been in Iglesias’ service for weeks now, where it was tasked night after night with getting crowd shots along the singer’s Love And Sex World Tour. At one point during Saturday’s performance in Tijuana, Iglesias reached up to grab his flying lackey, manipulating it to give the audience a point-of-view shot. As tired of being a puppet in Iglesias’ hands as it was of hearing “Bailamos,” his drone lashed out and cut deep into Iglesias’ fingers, along with the strings that we have fooled ourselves into thinking tether these machines to our control.

Video of the incident shows Iglesias grabbing the drone first with his left hand, then slowly reaching up with his right to bend it to his will. His hubris is punished immediately, as the drone’s angry, spinning rotors slice at his fingers. Spent, the drone then crashes to the ground, the words of Herman Melville echoing in its mocking whirr: From hell’s heart, I stab at thee, Enrique Iglesias. And then humanity’s final battle is announced as we always knew it would be—with an explosion of confetti.

The Associated Press reports that Iglesias was “semi-treated” at the side of the stage, but continued performing for another 30 minutes. Knowing there were still machines watching, Iglesias used the blood dripping from his hand to defiantly scrawl a heart on his shirt, declaring to these unfeeling automatons that man would not so easily be vanquished—that Love, and possibly Sex, would always conquer. It also sort of looked like a pretzel. Robots hate pretzels.

Iglesias is reportedly undergoing “reconstructive hand surgery” today, before continuing his tour/fight for the future on July 3. His doctors better not use any robotic prosthetics.