English Words That Don’t Appear on Texts | Best English Learning Book in the Universe

 Check out the aptly titled English Words That Don't Appear on Texts where non-English speakers can learn phrases like "Lolita Complex" and related sentences like "It is said that the section chief is a three-point pervert who loves scatology, gangbangs, and has a Lolita complex.":

Now, there's a sentence that Americans often use in casual conversation.

Or this page featuring a happy Michael Moore lookalike who accidentally killed 700 people but made up for it with his "inherent cheerfulness.":

Or the headspinning chairman:

And some other useful English phrases:

And if the thought of some foreigner learning English through the example of two girls happily knitting barbed wire is wrong, than I don't want to be right:

 

 

 

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